Jimmie Fell Down the Well Again.
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The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

The reason things got so big years ago is because the average annual temperature was extremely high. At least 91 degrees Fahrenheit, that is ten degrees higher than the average today (which doesn’t sound like much, but believe me, it was a lot). Since reptiles are cold blooded, their body temperature is different with their environment, and since the environment was perfect for them at that time, they could grow to be massive creatures. Snakes weren’t the only ones growing to extreme lengths 60 million years ago, there were bugs the size of humans, and there were crocodiles nearly the same size of Titanoboa. Don’t believe me? 

Titanboa Smithsonian Page 

Powerpiont on the climate 60 million years ago

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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

EVERYONE, THIS IS NOT A SAFE PROCEDURE. 
THIS IS A CHAIN EMAIL THAT STARTED IN 1999. THE LINK ABOVE IS TO SNOPES AND IT COVERS EVERYTHING ON THIS TOPIC.

"Dr. Richard O. Cummins, Seattle’s director of emergency cardiac care, explains that cough CPR raises the pressure in the chest just enough to maintain some circulation of oxygen-containing blood and help enough get to the brain to maintain consciousness for a prolonged period. But cough CPR should be used only by a person about to lose consciousness, an indication of cardiac arrest, he cautions. It can be dangerous for someone having a heart attack that does not result in cardiac arrest. Such a person should call for help and then sit quietly until help arrives, he says.”
Basically, without proper medical supervision, this coughing method could kill you. It isn’t recommended by any doctors or physicians to do this if you’re having a heart attack. Rather, it is recommended that you chew up and swallow Aspirin during the early stages on a heart attack. 
Aspirin has can prevent blood platelets from sticking together, and doctors believe that taking Aspirin as a heart attack begins can prevent a clot from getting bigger.
If you are ever experiencing a heart attack on your own and have Aspirin on hand, chew it up (because as soon as it hits the stomach and can dissolve then it will go where it needs to and start working), swallow it, and call for help.

arminsragingboner:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

EVERYONE, THIS IS NOT A SAFE PROCEDURE. 

THIS IS A CHAIN EMAIL THAT STARTED IN 1999. THE LINK ABOVE IS TO SNOPES AND IT COVERS EVERYTHING ON THIS TOPIC.

"Dr. Richard O. Cummins, Seattle’s director of emergency cardiac care, explains that cough CPR raises the pressure in the chest just enough to maintain some circulation of oxygen-containing blood and help enough get to the brain to maintain consciousness for a prolonged period. But cough CPR should be used only by a person about to lose consciousness, an indication of cardiac arrest, he cautions. It can be dangerous for someone having a heart attack that does not result in cardiac arrest. Such a person should call for help and then sit quietly until help arrives, he says.”

Basically, without proper medical supervision, this coughing method could kill you. It isn’t recommended by any doctors or physicians to do this if you’re having a heart attack. Rather, it is recommended that you chew up and swallow Aspirin during the early stages on a heart attack. 

Aspirin has can prevent blood platelets from sticking together, and doctors believe that taking Aspirin as a heart attack begins can prevent a clot from getting bigger.

If you are ever experiencing a heart attack on your own and have Aspirin on hand, chew it up (because as soon as it hits the stomach and can dissolve then it will go where it needs to and start working), swallow it, and call for help.

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tearbender:

but what if eren gets to his basement and it’s just 

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- Transparent Princesses match your blog background! -

if you find that they look cool on your blog you should send me screencaps so I can see too 

-Rapunzel

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Artist: Ofra Haza Featuring Eden Riegel
Track: "Deliver Us"

jaded-mandarin:

Deliver Us. Prince of Egypt (1998).

River, oh river, flow gently for me,
Such precious cargo you bear!
Do you know somewhere, he can live free?
River, deliver him there…

Words cannot describe the beauty and perfection of this score.

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kushandwizdom:

Hi Cesare Borgia… Don’t know who that is? Google him, and then google his deception.  Religion is deeper than what it seems. When the bible describes Jesus, he looks nothing like the image of this strange dude. He was described as having hair like wool and dark skin :/ .. So who is this??? I’m prepared for the hate messages and the “it doesn’t matter what colour Jesus is” … If that’s the case, why lie in the first place?. I posted this to spark conversation.. History is so interesting!!
#ImNotReligiousSoDontShootTheMessenger

Jesus would not have such features as described above, however he would also not be white.If anything his features would be more Arabic, thus tan and he could still possibly have had the long hair.

So the bibles lying about his features now? I’m confused.. Lol

The way that Jesus is described in the bible can be identified with what we now know to be middle eastern 

If that’s what makes you feel comfortable. But thousands of years ago, before Europe even had a civilisation you do realise that the natives were all black right.. And only when they started to travel further away from the hot climate did they get lighter.. You can still find drawings and statues of the black Jesus and Mary (madonna) in Italy, dated thousands of years ago..

So everyone was black at one point? Everyone will be brown at one point too. What we dhould be talking about is deception in the bible… or the contradictions.

Isn’t that what we are doing.. 😐

according to ” heaven is for real” Jesus did have blue eyes and curly hair but he was also Jewish and not a majority of Jewish people are black they’re more of an olive skin tone and certain religions like to paint the picture of Jesus in their own image that’s where we get the distorted version of Jesus. It may not be accurate but it’s they’re own depiction of what they think he looked like. The image that was presented in the book ” heaven is for real” was the closest image found according to a small boy in Nebraska that had a near death experience and claims to have walked with Jesus.

When I’m high I think I walk with Jesus too, should I tell you what he looked like and write a book? Lol

That image was created by white European settlers to keep those of darker skin tone from believing that they can be powerful and create miracles. That image is to ensure that everyone knows the white skin is superior. The same reason no major movie or tv show has a black or colored hero will make it to a broad audience. This image is oppression.

The end.

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kushandwizdom:

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kushandwizdom:

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kushandwizdom:

wolf-in-the-fold:

kushandwizdom:

Hi Cesare Borgia…
Don’t know who that is? Google him, and then google his deception.
Religion is deeper than what it seems. When the bible describes Jesus, he looks nothing like the image of this strange dude. He was described as having hair like wool and dark skin :/ .. So who is this??? I’m prepared for the hate messages and the “it doesn’t matter what colour Jesus is” … If that’s the case, why lie in the first place?. I posted this to spark conversation.. History is so interesting!!

#ImNotReligiousSoDontShootTheMessenger

Jesus would not have such features as described above, however he would also not be white.
If anything his features would be more Arabic, thus tan and he could still possibly have had the long hair.

So the bibles lying about his features now? I’m confused.. Lol

The way that Jesus is described in the bible can be identified with what we now know to be middle eastern 

If that’s what makes you feel comfortable. But thousands of years ago, before Europe even had a civilisation you do realise that the natives were all black right.. And only when they started to travel further away from the hot climate did they get lighter.. You can still find drawings and statues of the black Jesus and Mary (madonna) in Italy, dated thousands of years ago..

So everyone was black at one point? Everyone will be brown at one point too. What we dhould be talking about is deception in the bible… or the contradictions.

Isn’t that what we are doing.. 😐

according to ” heaven is for real” Jesus did have blue eyes and curly hair but he was also Jewish and not a majority of Jewish people are black they’re more of an olive skin tone and certain religions like to paint the picture of Jesus in their own image that’s where we get the distorted version of Jesus. It may not be accurate but it’s they’re own depiction of what they think he looked like. The image that was presented in the book ” heaven is for real” was the closest image found according to a small boy in Nebraska that had a near death experience and claims to have walked with Jesus.

When I’m high I think I walk with Jesus too, should I tell you what he looked like and write a book? Lol

That image was created by white European settlers to keep those of darker skin tone from believing that they can be powerful and create miracles. That image is to ensure that everyone knows the white skin is superior. The same reason no major movie or tv show has a black or colored hero will make it to a broad audience. This image is oppression.

The end.

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earthtohayley:

I FELT SO SORRY FOR HER IN THIS MOMENT.

like ok from the day she got on the hogwarts express, people were making fun of her and she’s never viewed as pretty or attractive until the moment in the first gif.

and because ron is fuckin jealous, he makes her feel like shit and ugh it’s like her one night of being someone else is just shattered and and and

WHY DID YOU D O THAT

I get really annoyed with people who are like “well she could have asked ron first instead of screaming at him to not use her as a last resort.”

well… no. She was asked by krum right away. She wanted to go with him. She wasn’t going alone and moaning that Ron hadn’t asked her. Her objection was to being treated like she should have been available to him, and being treated like she was lying about having a date. And who the fuck wouldn’t be offended by somebody thinking that they’re so undesirable that they made up a date?

this post actually made me almost cry no joke

What really gets me is that Ron literally blows her off by saying “girls get scary as they get older” and as concerned as Harry may be for her, he doesn’t speak up (most likely because he is just relieved that Ron is his friend again). No one does.

Hermione, who was so excited and so into Viktor and so fucking happy to share her excitement with her two BEST FRIENDS and Ron destroys that and doesn’t care. She is left sitting there, miserable and alone.

Just like Ron joked she would be.

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Ghost Girl (by Kevin Francis Gray)

Via

man but this photoset ignores some of my favorite things about this piece

like this

and this

it gives it more of a story i think

Every time I see this I must reblog!!

Not something I would usually reblog, but it’s so beautiful.

The arm

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>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

At first I thought this was serious 

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

At first I thought this was serious 

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wytchprincess:

gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor

     

If this was the show, I would actually watch The Big Bang Theory

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I AM SO ON BOARD WITH THIS LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE

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knoodler:

when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times

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rolandalfred2nd:

I hope the son sees this when he gets older

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